Well to start off with, my name is Teri.
Or Te.
Or T.
Or Terifer.
Or Rex.
Or Terisaurus.
Or pants.
I have many names.. and many personalities.

I was born in a country called Wales, UK, which I left quite hastily for the amazing Auckland, New Zealand.
I am 23 years old, I am a Beauty therapist, Masseuse, Makeup Artist, all things I am qualified for and don’t actually do.
I want to be a computer builder or a kept woman, either one, I don’t mind.

I have a completely unhealthy fascination with Britney Spears.
I love music, all kinds of music, pop, country, rap, punk, metal, basically eclectic as fuck, if it can evoke emotion in me, I like it.
Relevance is what I live by. I like happy music when I’m happy, I like depressing music when I’m depressed.
I mostly like 80’s hair metal. And I thoroughly believe I should have been an 80’s groupie slut, lycra and hairspray, I would have been the sluttiest of the sluts.

I swear a lot. I don’t know why. I just do. I should invest in a thesaurus so I don’t sound so trashy.
But I love trashy ^^ trashy is what I want.

Oh

I’m a vegetarian! I love animals! Animals are probably my favorite!

Anyway. My blog is about me, what I’m up to, how I’m feeling.
My opinions and emotions are erratic, thus why I was born female, don’t think too
much about what I write, you might go blind or explode.