Phone calls: Part one
August 13th, 2009 | Author: Kelly
I have to answer my phone to get bookings usually.
I have a few things that sometimes annoy me regarding these calls.
Today I shall speak of one.
This seems to be a regular occurrence with me, and I have no idea why, but it annoys me.
Transcript:
*phone rings*
Kelly: Hello?
Punter: Hi, Kelly?
Kelly: Yes.
Punter: How are you?
Kelly: I’m good, yourself?
Punter: What kind of service do you offer Kelly?
Kelly: A full service.
Punter: What does that mean?
Kelly: Full service generally means sex.
Punter: Oh ok….. what else?
Kelly: Well what are you after?
Punter: *panic voice* Oh.. Um… Ok… Never mind.. I’ll call you back later.
*hangs up*
Like.. what the fuck? I get at least three of these calls a day. Why do people all of a sudden get flustered and hang up? I mean, is it something I’ve said? They obviously know they’ve rang a hooker who offers sex at least, so why get nervous when she asks what you are after? Its odd, its like.. what were you expecting her to say?…… and they never do call back later haha.
Anyone care to shed some light on this? It annoys me.
Maybe they just can’t bring themselves to say the word ‘anal’?
Just put the poor chaps out of their misery and say “I’m sorry I don’t do greek if that is what you are after, but I can recommend so-and-so.”
Yeah, I always assume its because they are too scared to say “anal”.
However, I have done the whole:
“I don’t do anal or kissing blah blah”
before, and this seems to offend people… like.. I’ve offended them by answering their question before they had the opportunity to ask.
Dudes are like.. so damned sensitive, it pisses me off.
What happened to the manly men of yesteryear? When a fuck was a fuck and wasn’t this huge trivial exercise where someone gets easily offended before they even see your tits.
Ahhh hahahhahah I was going to comment something then I read your post and now I cant stop laughing :D ahh it can’t have been as good! Hahahhahahhahahhaha
You’re too funny
xo
They just wanna jack off to your voice ^^
JESUS CHRIST I LOVE THAT TOO KATIE EPIC QUOTE.
EPIC QUOTE.
I can’t access facebook from work but I can access hotmail and some blogs. I think you should move down to Wellington! Seriously :) I don’t know what work would be like seeing this is a blog about work… There’s Ill Bordello (probably spelling that wrong) and another very fancy pants brothel but all the girls are part time they don’t take on full time girls. You could work there part time as well as Ill Bordello. A lot of my friends work at Mermaids and there’s SplashClub upstairs. Move down!!!!! Wellington needs *YOU*
Hey I love your blog I though I would articulate Ive been a phone sex person for a long time and love the line of work you can check me at Click Here. Im perpetually connected there and love to delight and flirt.. Keep up the posts I like talking about this line of work.