Apparently I’m of the GT personality trait.

Adjectives which describe your type: extroverted, theoretical, logical, spontaneous, rational, innovative, intellectual, open, independent, curious, enterprising, analytical, clever, enthusiastic, venturesome, inventive, energetic, sociable, optimistic, non-conformist, creative, freedom-loving, charming, able to get enthusiastic, self-confident, communicative, capricious, inconsistent, outgoing.

http://www.ipersonic.com/test.html

Its actually pretty interesting. Take the test and tell me which one you are so I can see if we’re compatible for fucks :D

Sometimes, I get asked interesting questions because of my job.
Most of the time I get asked stupid questions like:

“Does it feel weird having sex with strangers?”
Answer: Does it feel strange when you have a one night stand for free with someone you don’t know?
No? Don’t ask me stupid questions.

Then you get asked questions which you can answer:

“Do you meet a whole bunch of weirdo’s?”
No. Not really. I meet a whole bunch of day to day dudes.
You know when you go out and you see a bunch of really annoying males who you’d never ever speak to because they are way too fucking annoying? You get those.
You know how you see Asians walking down the street? You get those.
You know how you see real ugly guys? You get those.
You know how you see hot guys at a bar? You get those.
They might say and do some weird shit [ like randomly touching your ass or boobs for absolutely no apparent reason other than the fact that they're there to touch ] but you have to remember, they are put in a weird situation when they book a hooker, its not exactly a normal situation to be in.

Does working make you hate men?
No. I think I’m actually more tolerant of men now that I understand them a bit better. All they want is a blow job. It really is that easy to keep a man happy. The child like behavior etc is annoying [ and men, you are like fuckin children no matter what age you claim to be or how smart you think you are, so don't deny it ] but you build up a tolerance for it, you don’t hate them for it, all of them are like that, even men who don’t see escorts. I find I go into immaturity mode anyway when I’m around men, its easier than trying to be a mature female. I reserve that shit for the other females and the parental units and the doctor.

Has working made you hate sex?
No. It has made me hate having sex for free though. There is nothing worse than getting paid for sex on a regular basis, and then having sex with someone you met out on the town for free, the sex isn’t that good and then you sit there thinking “…I could have gotten paid for that…” so it has had some sort of effect on my sex life, but nothing major. To be honest, I’ve never been a bar slut. I’ve had three one night stands my entire life. They aren’t that exciting to me. All of them have been incredibly disappointing. Katie can attest to my great disappointment in the last two I’ve had.

Has working made you more open minded to different sexual experiments?
No. Not at all. And I’m actually really disappointed in my sex drive and brain for this haha.
I have done a lot sex wise, I’ve experimented, I always try something once as long as its not kiddie fiddling or anything illegal. And I can say with utmost honesty that I dislike most sexual fantasies. Strange for a sex worker? I guess so haha. But at least I’ve had the experiences and can put my 2cents in whenever I feel like it.

Anal sex for one, probably the most common form of experimentation because men are so fascinated by it.
I did it, I disliked it, it was somewhat painful and it felt like I was about to shit myself. I tried it a few times more, thinking it was something your anus adapted to, and it was exactly the same feeling. Its one of those things you either like or you don’t. Prolapsed asses aren’t appealing either, neither are grapes. I know this shit happens because I was having a conversation with a friend who loves anal sex and at the time she was pushing her ass back in.

Receiving oral, never liked it, the thought of someones dribble on my vagina is an incredible turn off, and the fact that most dudes are way too enthusiastic at the prospect and think they are AMAZING at it, that in itself, without the drool, is a big turn off also.

Fingering, I don’t even know why people bother with this. Its a finger. It don’t do shit. Get the cock in there bitch.

Golden showers, they actually do absolutely nothing for me. Woo urine, how fuckin exciting. Now give me $80 bucks you weirdo.

Role play, might actually find this fun if it wasn’t for the fact that I’m so terrible at the whole imagination thing that I start laughing uncontrollably at whoever my partner is.

Dirty talk, don’t mind it, can’t do it though. Like I said, I lack imagination. I’m too much of a logical thinker, instead of saying something sexy, I’d probably end up saying something factual.
Did you know that your penis is full of blood right now? Oh…wait.. now the blood is dissipating….

Toys/Dildo’s etc, I actually don’t mind these things. I think they are funny, they are essentially a penis, just without the body attached, and you can get many different sizes. Also, the vibrating glove thing is awesome. Vibrating cock rings, not so much, don’t buy them, they are a rip.

So, to answer the question, no, I’m not very open minded to sexual experiments, I’ve done most of them, and I dislike most of them. Lets just do missionary so I don’t have to do much. Yeah.
I do make up for my lack of enthusiasm for the out of ordinary by giving amazing blow jobs [ when I feel like it ] and rocking your penis like its my little bitch [ also when I feel like it ] I have amazing stamina, and as long as you let me do whatever the fuck I want, you’ll have a good time hahaha.

Fact: Regarding missionary, the boring sexual position, the starfish position so to speak, the one for the lazy bitches. I am actually fuckin awesome at this as long as the guy isn’t too fat for me to fuck properly and is positioned in a certain way. Just thought you should know. I may not be into the weird shit, but my thighs could crush a man.

Kelly Tangent: I actually dare someone to try and get past my thighs. I’m telling you, you won’t be able to do it. They are amazing. Its just pure fuckin muscle there. I probably have more muscles in one thigh than some of my clients have in their whole body. I’m like fuckin Chun Li from Street Fighter with this shit.

Because I am going overseas soon, I’ll be renting out my current place of work for relatively cheap.
So if you are a traveling hooker, or a hooker who only works every so often or a hooker who needs a place to work from, I’ll be uploading pictures Monday, and letting people rent it from then on. I’m also making it prettier with the aid of one of my awesome clients.

So, if you need a place to fuck. Keep my room in mind, it doesn’t want to be lonely.

So as per, I need to do a random post that is completely unrelated to sex or hookers.
If you have never watched “This is Spinal Tap” you probably wont find this post interesting.

I really like that movie. It makes me laugh.

The end.

“DON’T TOUCH IT. DON’T EVEN LOOK AT IT.”
It was my Spinal Tap moment.
It filled my day with laughter and glee and flying spare keys.

I like reading news articles about prostitution just to scroll down to the comments people leave.
I find peoples opinions interesting. Especially when they have absolutely no connection to the sex industry whatsoever.

Like, I know a lot of escorts opinions, punters opinions, ex punter/escort opinions.

But nothings quite as hilarious as a comment from someone who has never interacted with the sex industry ever. There’s something about the ignorant, yet, innocent and naive view points these people have.

Sometimes it pisses me off. Sometimes it makes me laugh out loud. Sometimes they bore me with their repetitive force fed opinions. But overall. Its quite interesting to see an outside perspective.

I read this article: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2010/jan/15/why-men-use-prostitutes

This is probably my favorite comment so far:
Can’t say I sympathise with the attitudes of most of the men described above and I’ve honestly never even been tempted to use a prostitute – at a guess I’d say I’m more representative of the male population than any of the interviewees.

I lol’ed.

This one:
We should focus more on what we can do for those who are either forced or need to engage in prostitution. And, we should do everything we can to stop those who are really fomenting the sex trade.

Oh how I love that I’m still a victim in so many’s eyes. Because nobody would willingly choose this line of work unless they were forced to or unless they had no other choice right? RIGHT? hahahahahaha
Please save me oh righteous ones.

Again with the victims
Men who pay for sex go with a prostitute because they lack empathy.

Its actually amazing. If anything, I think hookers lack empathy for the men while the men have so much of it its god damned fuckin annoying. Just do the fuck, for fucks sakes, I don’t care about mutual orgasms or what my soul holds in store for me. I just want my money so I can buy some fuckin shoes and get my dog a sparkly new collar.

NOW there’s a great example of a lack of empathy, and its all me motherfucker! Yeah boi!

The truest comment thus far:
Men always pay for sex.
One way or another.

PS: I like swear words. It must be because I’m a dumb hooker. Woop!